Supernatural Unicorn Tracks.Everyone knows sprinkles come from unicorns. But fewer people know about this dirty little secret: Artificial dyes = artificial unicorns.

The truth is, the only place to get 100% authentic unicorn sprinkles is from real, free-range unicorns. Which we pulled off, thanks to some fringe herds that are actually kind of miffed about all these imposters. Anyway, introducing America’s first unicorn sprinkle that’s not full of lies, and is inclusive of actual unicorns. Huzzah!